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DEAR HUMAN:  ROBOT FRIEND WILL MAKE HAM AND CHEESE OMELET FOR HUMAN ENJOYMENT AND NOURISHMENT  http://icanhaz.com/omelet
 
 
DORKBOT WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOUNG HUMAN BAND THE SCRIBBLES FOR TEACHING THEIR ELDERS ABOUT THE FUTURE.  EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT FOR YOUNG AND OLD HUMANS.  ROBOTS DO NOT NEED EDUCATION BECAUSE THEY DO NOT AGE.

WATCH VIDEO AND LEARN

 
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Blog Entry CommentsComments: 5 (Last: Slaz · 1/10/14 4:07 AM)
GOOD DAY HUMAN FRIENDS OF DORKBOT
 
 
ROBOT FINGERS > HUMAN.  ROBOT MACHINE DRUMS FINGERS ON TABLE WITH IMPATIENCE SO THAT HUMAN DOESN'T HAVE TO  http://icanhaz.com/HUMANFINGERS
 
 
IN THE FUTURE ROBOTS WILL JUMP OVER YOUR HEAD. http://icanhaz.com/jumpbots THE FUTURE IS NOW
 
 
HUMAN TRIES TO KNOCK ROBOT DOWN BUT ROBOT WON'T FALL.  http://icanhaz.com/falldown
 
 
IF HUMAN TRIES TO INSTALL HORSE ANIMAL BOT LEGS DORKBOT WILL BE FORCED TO ENGAGE TACTICAL PLAN 9. http://bit.ly/1133Rp
 
 
INSTALLING THESE NEW ROBOT HANDS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME ... OF PING PONG? http://bit.ly/Jfd9C
 
 
DOES HUMAN GOVERNMENT CASH FOR CLUNKERS PROGRAM APPLY TO ROBOTS?  I KNOW A FEW THAT SHOULD RETIRE
 
 
SNUGGLOR 5000 T-SHIRT FROM NUT AND BEE DOT COM
 
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Blog Entry CommentsComments: 7 (Last: Guest · 2/14/09 4:58 AM)
SMALL CUTENESS DISGUISE ROBOT PLAN TO TAKE OVER THROUGH DANCE.



 



 
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Blog Entry CommentsComments: 17 (Last: Guest · 9/30/07 8:01 AM)
I AM JEN HUMAN CREATE MUSIC WITH MACHINES.

DORKBOT EMOTION SIMULATION ENGINE DISPLAY LIGHTS ARE GREEN WHEN I AM JEN HUMAN MUSIC PLAYS.



VISIT I AM JEN WEBSITE BOT UNIFORM RESOURCE LOCATOR: HTTP://MYSPACE.COM/IAMJEN
 
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RUBOT II TAKES 32.7 SECONDS TO SOLVE RUBIKS CUBE PUZZLE

 
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Blog Entry CommentsComments: 5 (Last: Guest · 7/28/07 1:20 AM)
DORKBOT LAUGH OUT WITH VOLUME AT BINARY SOLO

 
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Blog Entry CommentsComments: 4 (Last: Guest · 7/28/07 4:49 PM)
HUMAN MAKE WOODEN ROBOT TOY FOR SMALL HUMAN

PICTURE ON HUMAN WEBSITEBOT HTTP://TAKE-G.COM

DORKBOT APPROVE
 
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